More on Prescot....

[Loosehead]

Does the panel think that Prescot's affair gives hope to fat ugly blokes everywhere?

[jno]

no... remember Henry Kissinger's point that 'Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac'. Fat ugly blokes with money or power are more attractive than fat ugly blokes in the front row of a scrum. Sorry.

(Incidentally... Prescott is not exactly anorexic... but ugly? Matter of opinion, of course, but I can't see anything particularly unattractive about his face.)

[sp1814]

I'm sure that John would describe himself as 'stocky' rather than 'fat'.

...and 'characterful', rather than 'ugly'.

[Loosehead]

LMAO jno, you've seen me scrummaging then!

[laurence2]

It says she nuzzled his neck in the lift, How did she manage to find his neck then?

[Zen]

I'm sure Prescott will take all the criticism on the chin.
Which one I don't know!!
What did his "bit on the side" look like ?
Are there any pictures of her published ?

[Loosehead]

more to the point what's a nuzzle?

[smudge]

This mentions nuzzle!

[CompNut]

Fat, grotesque-looking guys, blind guys, beardy gnome-like guys like Robin Cook, yet it seems some women will 'ave 'em!
Ughh!
Wonders will never cease.
(Unless of course these guys were wizards under the duvet....?) Ughhh again!

[loobie]

Me thinks its more to do with power and money!!! Mind you for all the money in the world I wouldn't nuzzle John Prescotts neck!!!!

[Kathyan]

There are six pages about this is the Mirror today, including photographs of the woman and her fiance. Do we really need this much coverage?

[youngmafbog]

To much for me I'm afraid katyan, and over breakfast too.

Looks like there's no hope for you and me then Loosehead even if Pressa is a MAFBOG

[Tock389]

Of course we need six pages - he is always the first to moan at the rampant indiscretions of the Tories e.g Boris Johnson.

Apparently the couple "romped" at Admiralty House...fantastic!

Congratulations to the Mirror for breaking a cracking exclusive!

[sixpence]

Now we know why he needed more than one Jag.

[chazza]

Zen this is her:

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/apr2006/3/5/00071742-1555-144F-B4CF0C01AC1BF814.jpg

[jake-the-peg]

Well in a world with John Major and Edwina Curry at it behind the filing (or is that fling? ) cupboard and John Prescott getting "nuzzled" anything's possible!

Any odds on a Magaret Thatcher/Cecil Parkinson secret affair breaking?

[gary baldy]

Just seen Johnny Boys bit of skirt on the news and she aint half bad.
I'm fat and ugly (and bald) so i'm off to the jobcentre tomorrow and getting a job down the local politics factory.

I hope you all vote for me so i can get a fit secretary and a posh flat up that there London.

[jno]

you just think local Gary... or is there some connection between Mancs and manky?

[PatriciaH]

Beautiful people in manchester jno....:)

[gary baldy]

Hey jno - you were the one who said Prescott wasnt ugly.
You are obvioulsy not the shallow type and besides, as Patricia say, all the best lookers are Mancs!
Scouse birds are fit though (i married one!)

[jno]

well that's what I'm saying Gary - why do you need to go to London for a fit bird?

(btw, the other bit was a serious question: does manky come from Mancs or something similar? I'd like to hope not, but just wondering.)