Newsflash ******

[Booldawg]

AB 'Internet celebrity' SP1814 turns 40 today. At a press conference he told the Guardian 'I'm trying to keep it low key, despite the media interest and offers from several top London nightspots to host my 40th bash'

The Metropolitan Police are issuing heavy traffic warnings for the Leicester Sq area from 8pm onwards as SPs motorcade arrives outside China Whites.

The guest list boasts such household names as Madonna, Robbie Williams and Ward Minter.

[Cobra.]

Do you think Madonna and Robbie Williams will ask for Ward-Minter's autograph

[admarlow]

ha ha happy Birthday!! (p.s how did I know it would be the Guardian who did the interview!)

[sp1814]

Thank you, thank you...however, I'm being interviewed by Hello magazine not The Guardian (too downmarket).