my rubber friend (brenda)

[bobtheturkey]

would it be ok to take her out and about with me? ie to the pub, the park etc seems a shame to keep her hidden away all the time, and also im prepared for some anti rubber comments could this be classed as a form of racism?

[-Zorro-]

Rubberism is the word u r lookin for

[-Zorro-]

Dont let the biggots rubber up the wrong way when u r out with her

[wonderwoman1]

bob of course it would be ok....can i just ask....is it you who is in the programme tonight about living with dolls on channel 5?

[-Zorro-]

does she make you wear a rubber when you have sex with her

[dot.hawkes]

i am going to watch the programme tonight as I think it may be very revealing, are you going to sit and watch it with Branda Bob? She may see family.

[naz_nomad]

Bob, I've been seeing her behind your back...

[netibiza]

Is this the same Brenda that TCL has befriended? I thought his was an elephant, but maybe it's a rubber elephant. Need'll lot of puff for that!!

[dot.hawkes]

Now come on nettie what company would a huge inflatable elephant be to Bob?

[netibiza]

Well dotty it takes all sorts, and TCL seems rather fond of his Brenda. Who are we to judge??Men can be quite strange you know.

[dot.hawkes]

stands back in amazement
D'you know nettie i think you may have a point, that wouls explain alot.

[netibiza]

Oh dotty the things I could tell you when I was in the (rubber) trade!!!!! Elephants were looked on as quite a healthy obsession.

[THECORBYLOON]

I'll have you know that Brenda The Elephant is all elephant and I have the broken remains of a fair few bunkbeds as proof...

[johnizere]

this is absolutely true.....I was in a small pub a few years ago, typical back street pub in cardiff, and there was this guy in the corner with a blow-up doll!...fully dressed with a wig!....he was having conversations with it and even buying it drinks!...best part was it kept deflating... he had to keep blowing it up every now and then....
apparently he used to be there regularly with the doll.
are we all going mad?
p.s. bob, you're not alone!

[netibiza]

AB suddenly empties as we all rush to see Bob and Dolls oops sorry I mean Guys and Dolls!!!!

[netibiza]

Oh yukk - are these guys for real???

[-Zorro-]

Bob, which one are you,,,are you the one with the funny accent and long hair

[B00]

I've eaten all my Pringles :-(

[netibiza]

It's put me off eating - don't some of the dolls look as if they want to escape???

[RATTER15]

They all looked like they just lost their horse!!

[Carakeel]

Ive just gone off my pringles! ... ya have to feel just a tad sorry for these guys though, don't you think? Sorry, I meant dolls! :)