News

[Jacob]

What's the best bit o' news anyones 'ad today?

[sft42]

Well I went to the doctor and I'm not dying....Not very well either but at least I have a whle to go.

[Jacob]

Nothing personal, but from what oive seen elsewhere on this soit, a few people moight consider that to be not very good news at all. Not Jacob though, cos Jacob likes everyone. Except Patrick Kielty, oi drawn the line at that gobsh*te Anyone else?

[darth vader]

Are you pretending to be from Ireland, or pretending to be from cider country? i can't decide (or should that be decoide). ps you missed a "loikes" in your last response

[templeman]

12 months ago my doctor prescribed some tablets for me which he said I'd have to take for the rest of my life. The prescription was for 1 months tablets. Very worrying because that's the maximum amount he would ever prescribe.
My good news is that today he has given me 4 months of postdated prescriptions. Now I know that I'll last 'til at least the end of this summer.

[Jacob]

I'm from Somerset, Vader old boy, but it's jolly difficult to keep up one's accent when one is writing, don't you know. Still, old boy, one will try harder in future. Ooo aarrgh.

[darth vader]

GRIN

Actually from another posting (in another section) you made earlier today i was gonna have a third guess at a brummy accent! What ho!

[strozzi]

Received my visa for jolly hols. So going away for couple of weeks. Although I shall miss my daily Answerbank fix the good news is that I won't be bothered at all with Dale, Nell, Lynx or Spellblinder.

[andy hughes]

The guy who sits next to me at work - who can bore for Europe, when he's not looking over my shoulder to see what I'm doing, is swapping places with a good friend of mine, so Mr Bore will hopefully be out of earshot, and my mate and I can enjoy our twisted sense of humour together. Result!

[xyzzy@bok]

I'm not hungry, i'm not in pain, my dog's not dead. Sing hallelooya. :-)

[football]

I've got a brand new combine harvester & a brand new pair of roller skates, you can have the key.

[druiaghtagh]

Keep yew orl a'troshin! !!

[archhippy]

cool jacob i be from where i be from were abuots mate? i come from west zummerzet on the coast. Any way onto the news 1 i going to see my boyfriend in a few weeks if he replys to me leter and 2 cow beeep from hell the new waitress at work may be getting the sack whoo hoo.

[Jacob]

Ta all!!

[Greedyfly]

Hey Jacob - whats you news? I need cheering up - anyone?