John Prescott

[Panic Button]

Why?

[sp1814]

Because he's worth it.




...oh sorry - that's L'Oreal.

[vehelpfulguy]

Because Tony Blair needs him to:

1) Give the impression that old labour still had some influence in the party (although John has proved he is as much a snouts-in-the-trough man as anybody)

2) To provide someone odious alongside Tony to make Tony not look so bad.

[bigmalc]

How can you be so callous and insensitive?!

I represent the Pie Ingestion Guild - or PIG for short and I'll have you know that without Mr Prescott's continued eating, there would be a wave of redundancies, the like of which you have never seen, that would prove CATASTROPHIC to the piemaking community.

It is imperative that we continue to pay Mr Prescott his Deputy PM's salary in order that this hideous eventuality does not come to pass!

[crete]

who?

[Loosehead]

so some tw@t from chumbawumba can tip an ice bucket over his head.

[jake-the-peg]

Because Boris Johnson

It restores cosmic political balance

[Dom Tuk]

has he been killed and is your question the ubiquitious WHY left on cards/flowers after every death/killing?. Please tell me it is before i move over to a news channel.

[sunnyday2d]

so parents can point to his picture and say to there kids, look thats how you will end up if you dont eat your greens.

[flip-flop]

Oh come on Jake - be fair: bumbling though Boris Johnson is, comparing the two is like comparing Einstein with Jade Goody.

I wouldn't trust Prezza to have the wit to tie his own shoelaces.

[drchasuble]

Because Bernard Manning was busy.

[brionon]

Why do people dislike him ? Because the Newspapers and Ian Hislop do. He's working class,you see.

[flip-flop]

Eh?

[Pippa68]

He is an inverted snob..with no chip on his shoulder ~ more like a huge economy bag of spuds.

If he is working class I am better off out of it and voting Conservative...now there's a thought!

[sunnyday2d]

working class,
three large properties,
now three jags,
associates with eaton school boys like tony blair,
if thats working class i would like to see the rich.???????

[brionon]

Working Class doesn't refer to wealth !!
I love to here super rich Tories calling him ''2 Jags''.

[BigDogsWang]

So are you saying because he's working class, it is discriminitive to not like him? What a load of old tosh.

I reckon he's got some real dirt on Tony. That's why he kept his job for so long.