I know this isn't serious but:
I think the key word in that link is trace
A cigarette will give you about a millionth of a Sievert
The average background radiation you or I get walking around the country is about 2 milliSieverts or a couple of thousand times that.
The LD50 is the 50% lethal dose. It is the amount of a substance in which 50% of the population would die in 60 days.
In terms of radiation it is about 4 Sieverts
Alexander Litvinenko had a dose of several tens of Sieverts apparently.
He'd have had to have smoked 10s of millions of cigarettes