wonga

[Pharlap]

An athiest man, a Church of England man, and a Catholic man are captured in the jungle by a small tribe and locked in a small jail. One day the chief tells his warriors to get the athiest out and he is held in front of the chief who yells to him " Death or Wonga". The man thinks wonga must be better than death and yells back "Wonga". The chief turns to his warriors and yells wonga who shout with delight, take the man, tie him against a poll in the ground, strip him from the waist down and with the other two men watching everyone in the tribe roger him where the sun doesn't shine. The chief then gives the same command for the C of E man, who is terrifed. "Death or Wonga" the chief screams and the man looks down at the other chap and thinks that is still better than death so replies
"Wonga". The chief turns to his warriors and yells wonga who shout with delight, take the man, tie him against a poll in the ground, strip him from the waist down and with the other prisoner watching everyone in the tribe roger him where the sun doesn't shine. The chief then gives the same command for the Catholic man, who is even more terrifed. "Death or Wonga " the chief screams at him and he thinks to himself, I'm a Catholic so there is no way I can have that happen to me and so turns to the chief and replies "Death". The chief turns to his warriors and with even more delight screams to his warriors "Death by Wonga".