World War?

[Whickerman]

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A fellow walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the fellow walks over and says, "This is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the fellow says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims.....and one blonde with big tits."

The fellow exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".