You think you know pain?

[Kromovaracun]

Well look here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/ 4253849.stm

The thought will make any male, anywhere, cringe.

This isn't really a question, I just felt I had to share this...

Perhaps, seeing as we're here, I could turn it into a question by asking the AB community what painful experiences we've had.

Personally, I've been very lucky - aside from the fact that my kneecap dislocates if I kneel for too long (which I found out the hard way).

[Mr Tall]

I'm getting sympathy pains in by right ball and a slight tinge in my side.

[fine,thanks]

boys, beware of the hormones.

[banjobabe]

Ha Ha How did I laugh..........

[wired]

Maybe Mr. Jones should keep his trousers on when inviting friends round for drinks?

[Beanmistriss]

".. in no way a violent person". Obviously.

[jollygreen]

2.5 years? What the f***?!

If a woman had rejected a mans sexual advances and he then kicked her in the genitals, causing equivalent trauma, I'm fairly sure the man would get more than two and a half years!

[Pippa68]

'She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." '

As serious as this attack was..I couldn't help but laugh at that.

'She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." '

I think she is incredibly deluded.