How should society deal with me if

[whiffey]

I strap a rucksack full of ghee and a few innocent fireworks to my back, get on the Underground and go BANG in a minor way and end up dripping ghee over the floor ?

My reason is that I just wanted to make a point about how people could have got hurt if I had done something worse. It was only a joke really. Then I run away, scared of being caught, because Paradise suddenly seems not such a good idea after all.

Well, the ignorant bu$$ers have put me behind bars !! Tut tut.

[beryllium]

you left a mess!!! what do you expect?

[whiffey]

Yes good point, but I was protesting about the Iraq war, and I thought they might have let me off for being politically correct. There were only a few nails in the ghee.

But they have banged me up :(

[WaldoMcFroog]

Is anyone disputing they should be locked up then?

[B00]

I'm not sure what 'ghee' is???

And why are you carrying fireworks willy nilly in your backpack? Have you remembered nothing from your childhood? Everyone knows they belong in an old Family Favourites Biscuit tin!!!

[whiffey]

B00, ghee whiffs something awful, but using it to burn onions and garlic as the foundation for a phall is something else.

[beryllium]

One is dreadfully apologetic for your incarceration. This is the land of free speech afterall. But we don't like your sort here now do we? we prefer quiet marches where one can read your banners. Providing, of course, that they are written in The Queens English.

Without Prejudice. xxx

[jackthehat]

You silly sausage........
If you had gone *BANG* straight off you'd have been fine, but I bet you stood there fizzing, and, here's the point, smoking...........that's why they got done........Don't you know that it is illegal to smoke anywhere on the underground ?

[brionon]

I think you should be locked up for being You.

[reachesme]

You should be beheaded with a rusty pen knife, a safty pen knife though, we don't want anyone else getting a cut on thier finger.

[ALLIGATOR]

A Padded Cell Perhaps ! Alligator.

[aims1202]

I remember from when i was a kid that ghee was what the angry tigers made in the story of Little Black Sambo and his mum then used it to cook pancakes in.

[BillStickers]

Yes it's clarified butter.