For the ladies please....

[Skreecheeboy]

I have just got back from a festival where there were a number of stupid women moaning that they didn't want to see me taking a pee outside. I was at the side of the campsite, not facing the public and the toilets were very close to over flowing. Am I right in thinking I was totally in the right and the women in the site were totally wrong? I mean I know it was a family festival but peeing is a fact of nature and I would have thought that sh1t filled toilets overflowing on account of women forcing the guys to go insde to pee would have made them a whole lot more dangerous to the kids than the sight of some guys back while he takes a pee in a reasonably sought out spot. What do you think?

[Champagne]

I'd quite like to see your willy... don't want to see your urine though. Hope that helps.

Er... i'm slighthly distracted by willies now. What was the question again?

[yinyang]

As long as you weren't pointing it at people or peeing in the water supply, it wouldn't bother me. If you don't want to look at something, turn away.
Bet they were just annoyed that they had to use the stinky toilets!

[sarahreiki]

As a lady, I have 2 answers to this. 1) That is is reasonable to pee outside in these circumstances, as long as you were very discreet. The women may have been moaning as they had to queue for ages to go in some smelly horrible portaloos, whilst you had the freedon to go outside without risk of bearing your bum to all.
2) As a mother I might be anxious about the possibility of exposing yourself to kids either by mistake or on purpose. That maybe what the women were worried about if they seemed to over-react. You know you weren't trying to expose yourself, but they didn't.

However peeing outside is always going to upset someone, so best not to do it unless you are desparate and sure you wont be seen.

[mccfluff]

can't say it would bother me, like champers i'm slightly distracted now :-)

[Skreecheeboy]

There was a water pipe running underneath the ground where I was intending peeing but it wouldn''t have gotten through it and when I asked if she had seen the state of the toilets she said yeah but we don't want to see you doing that. Totally p1ssed me off so it did!

[unrulyjulie]

skreecheeboy, i don't see much of a problem so long as you were out of sight. I think its probably preferable than using those revolting lavs at those sort of events. Just wish i could do the same sometimes! ;-)

[Champagne]

But clearly he wasn't out of sight, Unruly. By the sounds of things a number of women saw him and a number of them were complaining to him.

Do you think they were disappointed with what they saw, Skreecheeeeee?

[Skreecheeboy]

Forgot to say that they were selling those lady pee's on site too so I don't think it could have been jealousy and I was blatantly facing the opposite direction to everybody! Next year I'm just going to ignore them and tell them I'm doing them a favour by not filling the toilets more than is necessary!

[tiny e.a]

I don't think it's particularly unreasonable of you in the circumstances but I also don't think the women are particularly out of order for preferring not to have to witness it.

[Skreecheeboy]

If they'd gotten a chance to see it they wouldn't have been able to take their eyes off it Champers! Perhaps they were scared to see it in case they found out they were missing something!

[LoftyLottie]

It's fine if you are out of sight, but not in full sight of everyone under the same tree as everybody else at the side of the stage (as happened only the other evening at an event)

[yinyang]

They were selling ladies pee? What kind of festival were you at?!

[unrulyjulie]

By out of sight, i assume he wasnt pointing it at anyone Champagne. Oh bloody hell, i really hope he wasnt !!!!! lol

i can live with seeing a bloke taking a pee if he has his back to me, its a common enough sight on a saturday night !

[Skreecheeboy]

LAdy pee's are basically card board funnels for helping women to pee standing up yinyang! As for peeing with my back to the crowd, it was during the day in the campsite and most of the people down there were casualies from the night before, the kids were mainly up at the venue and I was at the very perimeter of the field. I think they must have been first timers and hopefully they won't be back!

[4getmenot]

when I went to glasto there were women squatting in the pig trough toilets they have for blokes to pee in. And when the toilets had too many queues many women were peeing there. I never did but my camp mate went for a poo every morning by the car parks :-)

[cazzz1975]

as long as you were being discreet (which it sounds like you were) I wouldnt have a problew, especially as the toilets were close to overflow.

I have seen an old man taking a dump in the field once, now that was a sight!!!


brrrrr!!!

[unrulyjulie]

Thanks for sharing that with us cazzz lol :-)

[society]

lol Skreech, couldn't you find an empty bottle? :-)

[4getmenot]

that wasnt the same man that was with me cazz

[yinyang]

Oh, with you now, Skreechee! I thought it was some kind of new age, urine drinking thing.
I think I'd be more freaked out watching a woman pee through a tube. Women just can't pee outside discreetly.