I have never believed the Cold War was over.
Boris Putin is not a man to be trusted, since his rise to power, through the ranks of the Gestapo he has become one of the most feared democrats in the West.
His plan to poison Londons water supply, was only just averted, by a quick thinking Mig 15 agent, who thought his coffee tasted rather strange and immediately informed his superiors, who carried out a number of arrests at Battersea power station.
Not wishing to alarm the public, the Government has imposed a news blackout over this incident.