Paddington did indeed come from darkest peru, which kind of indicates that Peru is dark, maybe due to lack of sunlight or because it has lots of trees, in which bears can climb.
The trees must grow oranges, to make marmalade with, there must also be open space in which to grow wheat, to make flour, to in turn make bread.
Because Paddington's favorite food was marmalade sandwiches.
Sandwiches were named after the Earl of Sandwich, who must have come from Peru, he was related to British Royalty. Therefore Britain is ruled by a Peruvian.
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