Naturist jailed for sexual assault

[daffy654]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/ herts/7010406.stm

I don't know about anyone else but if I knocked on the door of a house and the householder answered it naked then I would be legging it as fast as my legs could carry me in the opposite direction. Why on earth did the woman in this case enter the house??? I think 27 months in prison is a bit harsh for this crime when rapists and child abusers get let off with cautions and fines sometimes.

[China Doll]

Lol!

I was starting to get scared and intimidated Daffy!

What can I say? I'm a very lucky girl today!

[sp1814]

Goodsoulette

You are my new hero.

That's the best story I heard all year...because the underlying truth speaks to that whole 'English thing' of not wanting to make a fuss.

That's beyond funny.

Now, exactly where do these stripping marines live?

[China Doll]

I too would like to know more about the stripping marines please GS

[jiggy-gb]

Goodsoulette, that's hilarious! Next time though, just point at his widgey and laugh, he'll get shut of you, no need for you to feel rude at all ;o)

[China Doll]

I am now rather childishly giggling at 'widgey'.

Never heard it called that before.

Great word. Must attempt to remember it.

[daffy654]

Widgey or widger are the main words for penis that I use,mostly because of my 10 year old son.His dad thought it was hysterical the first time he heard me use the word "nellies" meaning boobs.lol

[jiggy-gb]

It always makes me chuckle too, which is why it's my word of choice, lol! Say it loud, you can't help but laugh. I love the word nellies too Daffy, good call!

[China Doll]

I don't think this threads gone quite the way it should have.

Thay may be largely my fault. Sorry!

Heh, Widgey

I think I sound like a female beavis or butthead everytime I laugh at that.

[Goodsoulette]

Yeah thats the problem with me SP! Dont want a fuss. I went out for a thai meal with someone and neither of us got the right food, completely different to what we ordered and we just went "oh well"... and argued about who was going to each which one.

Stripping marines live in Taunton although I am sure there are plenty of them elsewhere.

[carsonking]

He obviously wasn't 'one of the boys' . I have said it once and i will say it again, the reason kiddy fiddlers get off most of the time is because the judges are in the the same pedo ring. Some ****** who touches some dumb arsed biatch's breast does time and pedos get community service, the people at the head of this country are the biggest pedos in this country, and don't say it can't happen, what about Portugal.