What ho me old ****sparrow, I'm off to ****ermouth to have a bowl of ****-a-leekie soup, followed by some ****les. My pet ****ateil was ****-a-hoop at the idea of comming with me, but he choked on a ****chafer which he mistook for a ****roach -what a ****-up. Still- my ****atoo can still come with me - he is a bit ****amamie but at least he won't fly around the ****pit of my plane. The ****er spaniel is in disgrace again, though, the ****-eyed, ****sure ****scomb.