Hello Republic of Sudan,
We are the British Government. We used to be a Super-power. You may remember us, we used to rule over half the world, but no longer. We used to have an empire, a credible army and a bit of say in how the planet was run. However, that is no longer the case.
Now, we have a bit of a difficult situation at present, If you are not careful, we might have to write you a very cross letter. We cannot back it up with sanctions or military force because you are an oil rich nation, and our army is bogged down on a futile mission elsewhere.
Many ABers are saying that your nation should be nuked and your people subjected to genocide because you are followers of Allah. We are very angry with you, and are a bit tempted to do this, but our masters, the US of A will not allow us to do this.
If you would be so kind, can you not just deport the thick scouser, and we will call it quits.
Your very humble and grovelling servant,
The British Government