I left the site at 10.30 ish.To do some paperwork and feed the cat.Ive now made a coffee .And after a lot of soul searching ive decide to come back.To the bosom of my virtual family.As you are all like family to me.Ive got the mother figures , the sister figures , the biitchy sister always criticising , and the pedantic ones too.The irritating old aunty with the moustache, the grumpy granny the embarassing old uncle whos incontinent and publicly flatulent.Add to that the crazy embarassing sometimes incoherent like a brother figure , and then there are all the assorted distant cousins complete with dungarees and banjos as well.Oh i have missed you .Lets all gather together for hugs and a few jugs of moonshine.Yeeeeee hahhhhhh. Anyone out there recognise my virtual family?Could you be one of them?
John didnt wanna mention the transvestite ex soldier cousin.Ooops too late.Check in ass0orted collection of hill billy cousins.Firstly do you have 2 thumbs?Secondly are they on different hands?Are your wife and your sister 2 different people?Do you play duelling banjos on your porch?Have you ever said " You dont come from round here booy " ?Do your eyebrows meet in the middle?What do black eyed peas taste like?
1)yes
2) One on eack hand
3)Don't have a sister, I was an only child (I was almost called Friday coz when I was born the doc said to my parents "if I were you I'd call it a day)
4) I plays dueling bagpipes, now squeeeeeeeeell piggy
Sorry 3ightball forgot to mention the cake eating overweight stuck in bed but still been on jerry springer show half ton lady.You know who you are.Hi 3ightball/blu3wav3/who3v3rs3xyon3
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