No you are right.
4GS, I am a poor ill educated out of work lay about from the Suffolk.
I am grossly overweight and have no friends, house, car or life.
As you have proved I have no military history whatsoever and have never been married. All I wanted to do was lead a pretend life whereby I can create some sort of hero status for myself. I did have a girlfiend when I was about 17 but she couldn't get any further day release so the relationship failed.
Please realise I am now tellingthe truth. Whatever my faults, and there are too many to list, this has been really hard for me to write.
I do not expect freindship nor even a warm reception, but I really want to say sorry for the nasty and downright immature and pathetic things I have ever said to you over the past 18 months or so.
I start everything and know in my heart that all you ever do is act the perfect gentleman and honoured knight.
Please accept my olive branch and long may you prosper inthe world full of lunatics like myself.
Peace be to you brother.