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[phizzy]

Don't know about you, but, if i was a barrister or solicitor and miss heather mills had given me an impromptu shampoo - i'm sure my life would be in ruins, i would be scared to go out of the house ( or whatever) let alone back into a courtroom, dreading the same thing happeing time and time again, and i feel sure i would have to call on the services of another barrister or solicitor who would then quite possibly advise me to sue the said (or is it sad) miss mills for around about �25million for ruining my career, and turning me into a bag of nerves (CHUCKLE) aw now come on, fair's fair, i would then maybe have to start all over again in er'-um' USA ? and go on chat shows etc. ah well ! (BIGGER CHUCKLE)

[meglet]

Until that point I didn't actually mind Heather Mills. I thought she had been treated badly by the press, and not all of it was warranted.

But that incident showed her actually to be a lunatic.

[phizzy]

hi meglet - (this is my 2nd effort to respond to your answer - don't know where other may have turned up) i've been trying to think of any fellows i know that i would have introduced miss mills to ( if i knew her that is) but i can't think of anybody i dislike enough to have done so (strewth perish the thought)

[meglet]

With �25m in the bank she won't be short of suitors, you can be sure of that!

[saxy_jag]

It's not done Ms Mills any favours at all, has it? Conversely, Ms Shackleton seems to have done rather well out of it. There was a comment on TV the other night that she looked more glamourous after the soaking than before.