Good god! Not 'The Gays'?
Aaarrrrgggggh! Run, everyone; 'The Gays' are coming and they want equal rights... aaahh, they're all spangly and fey... arrrrggghhh, their music is so happy... they're even on Doctor Who spin offs and now you can no longer call someone a 'dirty stinking unnatural p00fter' without there being an outcry - will no one save us from these people?
Someone call Mail Man and his sidekick (non-gay) Express Boy, quick! We need an idealised notion of an England that never existed to hide behind...