I used to feed a stray cat (sadly no longer with us).
One day I watched two magpies pulling on her tail, trying to get her away from the food. They were very persistent. She made no attempt to fight them off, and after a while she left the food and they got stuck into it.
When sitting a the traffic lights a car pulled up beside me, a woman got out and went to the car behind her, opened the door and tried to drag another woman out to beat her up, she was shouting and screaming at her, worst case of road rage i'd ever seen!!!
I was sat up town about 3am in the morning when I heard a loud bang come from down a precinct and then I saw 3 men wearing balaclavas jump the fence with bin bags and leg it down the street
I once worked as an assistant manager at a hotel in Andover.
A 50ish couple arrived for a few days in a silver cloud Rolls Royce, with tons of luggage.
The next day the chambermaid asked me to have a look in their room, and there was a jockeys saddle on a small frame, leather whips, face masks, canes and those corsets that make your waist shrink.
They were a great couple and left a good tip for all the staff..
I arrived at a motorway service area at about three a.m., too tired to drive anymore, and wanting a cuppa and a kip in the car. leaning against the door was a Cavalier! The full works - breeeches, lacy shirt, hat, massive feather in hat, boots, sword.
Having convinced myself I was hallucinating, I checked him out - turns out he as a member of the Sealed Knot Society, hitching to a battle re-enactment the following day.
There was/is (dunno if she's still alive) a woman in Camberwell when I was at school who I think was possibly from the Philipines but she only wore white and this included covering her face white too. (I think she thought she was an angel). Scared the bejesus out of me the first time she turned round and I saw her on the bus.
The town I work in always have Roman Centurians marching through the busy streets with about 50kids following him. the men wear the full outfit, even skimpy leather skirt and leather sandals....makes me drool but i'm used to them now.
In Canada 2 (homeless?) lads were trying to wash the windscreen of a car that had pulled up at the traffic lights but the driver didnt want them to wash his windows and was shouting at them to stop, when they didn't he reversed his car (and hit!) the lad behind him then tried to do it to the lad in front but both lads jumped up and got in the car with the driver and the last I seen was the car driving away quite fast!
I was once waiting at the traffic lights in Wolverhampton at about 10pm and i was watching a woman (who i believe to be a prostitute) who was standing at the roadside put her hand up her skirt and pull out what i can only imagine was a tampon??
she casually threw it over a wall and carried on smoking her fag?
oh! but there is a guy from belfast who has "satan" tattooed backwards on his forehead,the reason it's backwards....he done it himself whilst looking into a mirror!
While waiting for some one at Heathrow some years ago a woman passed me in a cafe and her entire face was plastered with piercings. I have never seen anything like it, and just in between the piercings were tattoos of some form. The piercings went along her jaw, round her lips, up the length of her nose, along her eye brows,across her forhead, all over her cheeks and suprisingly there were very few on her ears.
I thought 'your ear piercer keeps missing your ears.'
God knows how she got through the metal detector at customs.