smoking

[legend006]

I know some folk will sneer and say its not the correct thing to do .

But when did i ever bother about what was correct?
So today whilst i was out i decided i would start smoking.
I weighed up the pros and cons and came to the conclusion its a good idea.

Lets face it women think it makes men look sexy and pop stars and movie stars alll smoke and they look cool.
So ive decided im gonna start.
Cool thing is i can buy ciggies here for 45 cents for 20.
Thats like 40 pence max for a 20 pack.

So now im strutting around looking cool smoking my tabs and feeling manly like you should.

[johnny.5]

dear legend006
I have it on good authority that women find men sporting ahandle bar moustache really cool and ever so sexy

[legend006]

Well johnny whilst smoking my tabs i will try to grow a tache.



DID THAT HELP ?

[cazzz1975]

wave goodbye to your disposable income!

[legend006]

Cazzz 40p for 20 i reckon i can smoke 40 a day and not notice.
plus it willl make me look cool and manly wont it ?

cheap price to pay

[pusspuss]

all that means is you can have a bad chest on the cheap. don't start then you will not have any trouble stopping !

[johnny.5]

leg having SKINS
tattoo,ed across yourfor head will make you look really manly too

[cazzz1975]

yes, very manly, personally I find it hard to watch a bloke walk a few yards wheezing and cough his guts up for 20mins after

[cazzz1975]

oh yes johnny, I have a liking for facial warts as well

[johnny.5]

see facial warts SKINS and a prince Albert just for good measure
J.D.

[legend006]

That sounds like a lot.


Can i just smoke for now ?

[taichiperson]

A combover is a reall turn on too.....

[legend006]

nah knobby not atall

[legend006]

No cant say on here tooo many folk being two faced.

Alls welll but im low on credit m8.


Take care

[theonlyone]

mrtonly has clots in his lungs due to his
smoking ..he had to be resusitated ..and
was in CCU for 8 days ...now regrets every
ciggie he smoked as he can only walk a short
distance ..it has naffed our life as he was
an active guy ..so no more biking ...walking ..
only plonkers smoke ..so where does that
leave you Leg ..on a scale of 1-10 !!!
I await a reply ...

[legend006]

Welll noone ever said i was clever ?