Scotland Forever.

[Abdulmajid]

Today I move to Scotchland.

I have my passport, have taken a crash course in Street-Fighting, have learnt to war a skirt and have dyed my hair ginger.

I have also had a tattoo of Scotchland Forever on my bulging forearm just like Sean Connery.

I will not be linked to broadband until next Friday so I wish my fellow ABer's a fond adieu for 7 days and I hope it will be nice and sunny. Because no doubt it will be raining cats, dogs and haggises up there in bandit country.

Ack Aye the noo (SP???)

Cheerio and long live Bonnie Prince Charlie.

(PS, it is a known fact that the scotch women have an average of 12 teeth missing. It is acceptable to comment upon this, or is it taboo?, thanks)

[Lakitu]

Good luck with the move, wardy :)

[andrea81]

You giving Welsh bashing a rest are you?

[whiffey]

If I were you I'd get off at Preston and have a long and careful think about it.

[Abdulmajid]

Having lived a few miles from Wales in the last year, I have grown to adapt a polite tolerance.

We are all people, funny accents or not, and some of the Welshies are thoroughly nice folk. Some are *********, but you get good and bad in every walk of life.

Wales Forever!!!!!

[Abdulmajid]

3 stars for the whiff meister for being the funniest person on AB.

[Lakitu]

Have you banged your head recently, wardy?

[Abdulmajid]

No. As I am marrying an eigth native American Roman Catholic girl I have become all woolley and liberal.

As I will be a full time PE teacher, I really hope my wobbly ar-se will not put the kids off too much.

Catholics Forever

[Abdulmajid]

Three stars for Lakitu for always coming across as nice.

[logic]

nowt wrong wi a wobbly arse. :-)

[~spaced~]

"PS, it is a known fact that the scotch women have an average of 12 teeth missing. It is acceptable to comment upon this, or is it taboo?, thanks"

ooh I think Weeal and others may respond to this comment.

Does this mean that there will be no good posts in the News Section for 7 days? I do admire your honest view matey!

[Lakitu]

He's quote correct, Spaced. I only have 6 teeth

[Abdulmajid]

Logic, some people think I am a braggard. But those who are clever will realise that take away the tongue in cheek, I am in fact one of the most self-effacing menfolk on this site.

Whilst I have a face perhaps only Americans and my Mother could truly love, and a mind that is often crippled by ignorance my only decent attribute is probably my fitness and body.

I am no Sly Stallone, but as I am nearer 40 than 30 and can still run sub 5 minute miles and press about 160Ks, I find it extra amusing when I am called wobbly.

But I will give you three stars for accepting wobbly arses are OK.

We are all people, fat thin or muscular. We all have the same insecurities, same loves, same hates. We all want world peace and love.

God Bless fatties and all the kebab houses that serve them.

[Lakitu]

I think I need some smelling salts. Who are you and what have you done with Wardy??

[Abdulmajid]

Three stars for spaced for recognising my investigative journalistic skills.

[Abdulmajid]

Three stars for the Ragg meister for copping off with a scotch bird.

[warpig3]

Where abouts in Scotland as I may need to move?

[Abdulmajid]

Wardy is Dead.

Long live Abdulmajid.

Metamorphosis is not a bad thing. It is a social and evolutionary process like Homo-Erectus to Homo-Sapian.

We are all now Homo-Superior. Though some are still homo-sexual.

Long live Gaylords and maythey live a free and loving life.