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No knobs, I was more "mooching" than jogging.
I even stopped in at two separate pubs, and both times had to do that thing where you keep looking at your watch and then over to the door, and fiddling with your phone, as if you're waiting for someone.
We can't go into pubs on our own, you see, because everyone thinks you are either:
1. A prostitute looking for a shag, or
2. An old slapper looking for a shag.
It never enters their heads that you might be:
3. Thirsty.
So, you make out you're waiting for someone. When you leave, you have to walk out pretending to dial on your phone, as if you're trying to find out why your friend didn't arrive. We're not good in pubs. But then, men are cr@p in sex shops.
loses her thread, and gives up