vomit bucket

[lil75]

Right all, I need your help! My fella put his profile pic on facebook as a pic of me and him together, I thought this was really sweet and left him a comment, saying how sweet I thought it was and that I love him.....One of his so called friends that is always making nasty remarks about him (I think hes jealous) has wrote underneath the pic...someone please pass me the vomit bucket....im trying to think of a really good reply, but my brain is blank...any ideas?

[LewPaper]

How about 'I feel peckish'?

[LewPaper]

. . . or maybe

'Feeling peckish?'

[lil75]

Eh? I dont get it...it must be too early for me, either that or im plain thick lol

[~Wingnut~]

Hmmm what about;

"What luck! I knew you would say something like that (bit predictable really) so I already went out and got one with your name on it....." :o)

Not sure about this bit but you could add....
...."Maybe once you've finished with it you could do us all a favour and wear it over your head?"

[LewPaper]

I think it's me, not you, but I thought if he was asking for the vomit bucket you could ask whether it's because he's hungry.

[lil75]

Pmsl to those answers, there both good, maybe I should combine the 2 lol. This bloke just really winds me up, my man is a good looking fella and he is damn right ugly on the outside and inside, he loves tryin to put my fella down and done it once in front of me...ars*hole!

[dustinmyeye]

you could say " oh is green this seasons black "

[LewPaper]

C'mon lil, you're among friends - don't sit on the fence, say what you really think

[cazzz1975]

I would have said, "I bet looking in the mirror has the same effect" :D

or " stop when you see your brains in there"

[daniela31]

You could always say...

'You are the thief of bad gags'

[cazzz1975]

or "is that for you to slide back in to?"

[lil75]

luvin the answers lol...I knew I could rely on my fellow ab'ers for some good uns! x

[helliebobs]

I'd just say "Oh how predictable, thought I might find you here!"

[cazzz1975]

or "ahhh still livin the dream eh"

[helliebobs]

Oooh, yeah, good one Cazzz, say that!

[cazzz1975]

thanks hellie!! aww I gotta go out now :( let us know what happens lil75

[daniela31]

How about...

'save your breath, you will need it to blow up your date'

[cazzz1975]

w00p dani thats a good un!!

[lil75]

daniela31...quality lol, luv it!!!! x

[lil75]

Right all thanks for your excellent answers, but I went with Daniela31 and said about needed his breath for his date lol, ive done it now...serves him right! Thanks all, your aLL STARS!!!! XXX