I could not be further from being a sweaty sock, Lord Geezer (unless I moved from Brighton to Cornwall).
Maradonna was a cheat, yes.
But cheating is endemic in top level football (except at Brighton and Hove Albion, obviously).
Michael Owen dived for a penalty against Argentina, didn�t he? Peter Crouch even pulled a defender�s hair to score (can�t remember the details).
Chelsea have built their whole game around inexplicably falling over.
The Maradonna incident is infamous, sure. But cheating happens.