Slap list.

[carrust]

Who would you like to give a good slap this Xmas?

[sara3]

I wouldn't know where to start...

or stop!

[beffanwy]

ABBA, all four of them.

[mccfluff]

most of the customers in the pub

[Bbbananas]

That's not very christmas-spirited ?!

Someone at work who's a right miserable so&so, a scrooge bah humbug in every respect who squabbles & would fight to the death over a tin of choccy biscuits & the Baileys with a hint of caramel.

[carrust]

Rob Macellwe, the weather man, would be the 1st.

[ummmm]

My sister

[joggerjayne]

My ex ... T H W A C K !!!!!

[beffanwy]

my 5th would be linda barker . . . . i hate that woman. although, saving grace, she seems to have disappeared from the DFS adverts.

[lumination]

it would be many people but firstly it would be some kids that used to cause my life hell in school.

[Bbbananas]

Sorry... but it has to be Cliff Richard when he's warbling Mistletoe & Wine or Chris de Burgh when he's wailing Lady in Red. Can't stand either of them... man or song...

[carrust]

Anthea Turner would be next.

[123everton]

B;imey Beffanwy, your 5th! That's some list, you'll be knackered.

[carrust]

I'd cheerfully garrotte Jade Goody!

[ummmm]

And that Cillit Bang bloke......

[Francis Asis]

Jamie Oliver

[beffanwy]

she'd be my 6th! if i have to take out all of ABBA, then thats 4 right there!

[sqad617]

Sorry folks....can't think of anybody.

[carrust]

Max Boyce deserves a good kicking.

[ummmm]

Try harder Sqad... :-)

[mccfluff]

tom cruise, his smarly face is just beggin for a good slapping