Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)

[badcompany]

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)

10. Read less.


9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.


6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.


2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

[Jugglering]

PMSL Badcompany ! I love your No 4 .....

I think mine will also include:-

* Be more curmudgeonly than ever
* Stop wishing friends Happy Birthday
* Get rid of the pesky felines... they only make me smile after all !
* Start eating junk food (it might turn out to be good for us this year....)
* Definitely bark back at dogs
* Build fewer computers - must stop being so productive !

[The Builder]

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. .................................anon :o)))

[tiggerblue10]

You forgot:

Eat more chocolate.
Eat more cake.
Eat more crisps.

I can do all of the above and much more.

[badcompany]

HAHAHA! good one lads! i cant take credit for them as i scoured the net for them but ill take credit for bringing them here! payment should be in a ''keg of beer form''

[The Builder]

..........shall we have a party when you go from green to grey then Badman?

[badcompany]

tigger if i see another cake,pie,chicken,turkey,trifle,crisps,chocolate im gonna jump outta my window...........................if i could fit through it!

[Jugglering]

LOL Badcompany - real ale or keg in that keg of beer ? I'm quite partial to a pint of Greene King myself but generally am a lager sort of gal (preferably continental Stella)

[badcompany]

i was just about to say that builder,it seems that ive been green longer then most,oh well cant complain,green makes me stand out......kinda like my cousin ''dr david bruce banner!''

[tiggerblue10]

Eat more lettuce
Eat more cucumber
Eat more tomato
Eat more rabbit food

[badcompany]

sorry juggerling did'nt realise you was a woman,i said thank you lads to you and builder! HAHAHA! yeah any thing''ll do at the moment,i partied hard last night and im gonna party hard again tonight! a lightweight im not!

[Jugglering]

LOL Tiggs.... I now need to add to mine

* Eat fewer vegetables
* Eat less fruit
* Eat more white bread

(as you may have guessed, I'm a veggie hehe)

[badcompany]

MMMmmm deep fried rabbit on a bed of lettuce,cucumber and tomato.......NEVER!

[tiggerblue10]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MODq81_cDKI

[Jugglering]

Make that deep fried vegetable tempura on the same bed of crispy lettuce, cucumber and tomato, served up with a little dipping sauce of chilli & soy ...... ohhhhh, yummy.... bang goes one of my new years resolutions - not to eat such gorgeous food lol...

Badcompany - if you want the recipe for vegetable tempura (even card carrying carnivores enjoy this), just post a Q over in Food & Drink :)

[badcompany]

@ juggerling-VEGETARIAN! surely if god had intended us to be vegetarians then why did he make animals out of meat? hahaha!(homer simpson quote)




@tigger..........and how about this cute bunny rabbit/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYXF818bjtY&fea ture=related

[tiggerblue10]

Awwww so cute!

[Buenchico]

I've resolved to stop making new year's resolutions.

I resolved exactly the same thing last year and the year before that and . . .

[Jugglering]

lol Badcompany - who says we were made by a god ? That's always sounded like a story to frighten the kids into behaving themselves... anyway, who made the god in the first place ? Right, far too philosophical for the day after the night before, so I'm going to make a nice cup of tea... black, no sugar.... I can't quite bring myself to actually like milk either ! Drat, there's another resolution I need to adopt...... *try really hard to like milk* hehe

[badcompany]

yeah we need to rename resolutions ''new years stuff i aint gonna even attempt trying!''


juggerling theres some other great alternatives,rice milk.........soy milk......... RAT MILK?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569871 /Drink-rats'-milk,-says-Heather-Mills.html