Help please.

[sqad617]

Please do not judge me on moralistic ground, but I do need help.

I work as a porter on Peterborough North Station and several months ago a woman alighted from the Kings Cross train.

She was wearing a double breasted leather coat, clearly designer..Thomas Burberry I would hazard a guess, high heeled shoes from Prada.and expensively coiffeured hair and a presence that turned the heads of all on that platform that very day.

Immediately she espied me and in a walk, that was sheer poetry in motion show came up to me, opened her Loius Voitton handbag, pulled out a paper bag and said,

"Fancy a crisp�cheese and onion"

Immediately I knew that I was in the presence of class and breeding, not at all like the slappers that I had been used to working on the Railways and replied with my best cultured voice,

"No thanks �.I'm on a diet.

The train to Lincoln pulled onto Platform 3 and I helped her up the steps to the carriage and she turned her head towards me saying thank you accentuated by a salacious movement of her tongue.

As the train pulled away, I realized that I wanted her badly, I loved her and had to find her.

I know that she lives in the Lincolnshire area and from the odour of Dettol eminating from her tights as I helped her up the steps I would guess that she has medical work.

Please. Please�I beg of you, if anyone knows who this person might be, then let me know on Answerbank

[Rosetta]

LOL sqad, nice one.

We could set up a virtual Brief Encounter service

[dot.hawkes]

Oh I think you should never give up hope of finding her, it may come to pass that someone will take up the search and verily you will find your burberry clad icon of the medical world, just be patient!

[Bbbananas]

absolutely psml.
only one mistake sqad - not dettol-infused tights - stockings m'dear, always stockings!!!!

I hope you find her - she sounds delightful.

[kjc]

A very moving story sqad. I'm almost in tears here.

;-)

[funnygirl]

My god, class in Peterborough!!!!

I will never be able to walk with my Louis Vuitton bag again!

[Bbbananas]

... and I'll never be able to salaciously nibble on the corner of a cheese n onion crisp again without smiling ;-)

[logic]

POMSL
you aint got one
HAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAh

[carrust]

Has squad gone for a 10min "comfort break?"

[Bbbananas]

what's pomsl?
I've only just discovered psml and rofl - what's this one then?

[funnygirl]

I haven't got what Logic, class or the handbag ??????

[kjc]

could it be peeing on myself laughing.?

[Bbbananas]

ugh. That is just so not classy at all.
Old women should smell of wee, not young men...

[kjc]

who is the young man salla?
It was logic who said POMSL

[Bbbananas]

I thought logic was a young(ish) man with a grumpy old man's attitude.
Bearing in mind - when I say young, I mean my age (mid-forties).

[sqad617]

See folks...the "Old lady" is back today from her shopping trip in Barcelona, so this is my last chance for freedom. Got to put dishes in dish washer, make my half of the bed tidy up and get to the Airport.
She will check everything and I will get a b0llocking if everything is not right.

[missnemesis]

Oi squaddy

"from the odour of Dettol eminating from her tights"

What makes you think that this /\ /\ /\ means that she is in the medical profession? For all you know underneath all of that burberry and prada she could have thighs full of pustulating boils and be encrusted with weeping sores - the dettol is to help with the infection.

Just a thought ;-)