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Heres some jokes to bring a smile to all your faces..............................
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This is not directed at anyone in particular and i will be doing some "thin" jokes to balance it.
steves so fat, he shows up on radar.
steves so fat, he leaves footprints in solid concrete!
steves so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
steves so fat, he has his own area code.
steves so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.
steves so fat he has to wake up in sections.
steve has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.( my favourite)
steves so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out!
steves so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
steves so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power tenerefe for a month!
steve and gobbos in the pub, steve says, "Your round."
gobbo replys "So are you, you fat pig!"
gobbos so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
They're so fat they were baptized at Sea World.
gobbos so fat, they had they're baby pictures taken by satellite.
gobbos so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
gobbos so fat that his belly button makes an echo
gobbos so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
gobbos so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
gobbos so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side. LOL! Have a super friday everyone and lets all get drunk and enjoy ourselves tonight as lifes to short Not to have fun,leg and knobby id appreciate if you did'nt ATTEMPT to abuse me or other users for one day.
steves so fat, he shows up on radar.
steves so fat, he leaves footprints in solid concrete!
steves so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
steves so fat, he has his own area code.
steves so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.
steves so fat he has to wake up in sections.
steve has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.( my favourite)
steves so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out!
steves so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
steves so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power tenerefe for a month!
steve and gobbos in the pub, steve says, "Your round."
gobbo replys "So are you, you fat pig!"
gobbos so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
They're so fat they were baptized at Sea World.
gobbos so fat, they had they're baby pictures taken by satellite.
gobbos so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
gobbos so fat that his belly button makes an echo
gobbos so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
gobbos so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
gobbos so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side. LOL! Have a super friday everyone and lets all get drunk and enjoy ourselves tonight as lifes to short Not to have fun,leg and knobby id appreciate if you did'nt ATTEMPT to abuse me or other users for one day.
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Gormless it beggars disbelief that he would shun the outside world instead investing all of his time in a cyber world,maybe its because here he thinks he is "legend the rich playboy who everyone loves" when the sad reality is "leg,the pie eating part time market stall worker selling cr@ppy sex keyrings" LOL"
Legend - I think you have confused ME with hailthechimp.
I'm flattered that I have made such an impression upon you that you have remembered my profession...........but I really have better things to do than make up childish jokes at your expense; tempting though the thought may be.
I have only recently returned to this board and it still seems to be dominated by 'the usual suspects'; which is a shame.
Some of the recent posts have been quite illuminating, however, these are generally ones to which you haven't contributed.
I'm flattered that I have made such an impression upon you that you have remembered my profession...........but I really have better things to do than make up childish jokes at your expense; tempting though the thought may be.
I have only recently returned to this board and it still seems to be dominated by 'the usual suspects'; which is a shame.
Some of the recent posts have been quite illuminating, however, these are generally ones to which you haven't contributed.
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