As if we have not got enough to worry about

[VHG]

Astronomers calculate there is a tiny chance that Mars or Venus might collide with Earth - though not for at least a billion years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8093005.st m

[Rollo]

Maybe mars and Venus will collide, just after theEarth does a swerve out of the way.

[tiggerblue10]

Reminds me of an episode of Red Dwarf.

[sn�gs]

A billion years... yes... lets all start worrying about it ''now''...

[tiggerblue10]

Maybe Venus and Mars will collide and have little planets. Or maybe even an argument.

[keyplus90]

That is what you get when another driver do not care about red light.

[jno]

Have you heard? It's in the stars,
Next July we collide with Mars!
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PEVkdcza9c

[rov1200]

The last collision wiped out the dinosaurs and humans appeared from the ashes. When the human race is wiped out maybe something superior will emerge.

[lilsecret]

In the new beginning, will the earth be overrun with whiffeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kestrelg]

According to the TV news I saw, the collision would be in 2.5 billion years. whilst my morning newspaper states 5 billion years. I do hope these scientists (or whatever) are not being funded for this nonsense. Perhaps this was the result of a Jodrell Bank staff booze up.
Nevertheless i hope I'm around to see it.

[Haggisdj]

No doubt the government will see this as another opportunity to tax us...