Answerbanks answer to Jack &Vera The real thread...

[leggynojudas]

And so users of chatterbank .
After endless days , weeks , and months of courting each other , with the ritualistic dancing and the insults and even the i hate him he hates me i hate her she hates me nonsense that all schoolkids go thru with their first crush.
Ive come to the conclusion that dot haukes and knobby should get it together.
Well after all they are like jack & Vera from coronation street .
Coronation street misses that old double act and I'm sure if dot and knobs were to get it together , to start slapping flesh , humping , jumping , bonking, sh*gging, hiding the sausage,porking, getting jiggy wit it, slipping the salami, riding the wild beast, sending mr pinky into the tunnel of love , and generally just swapping some fluids , that maybe theyd get on better together?

So folks what do you think?
Btw it would lead to an answerbank wedding and of course an answerbank stag and hen party !!

Possibly even a wedding in Blackpool 2010???
That would leave enough time for the impending divorce from lippy duck.
So folks what do you think ??

Answers on a postcard or on this thread.

Remember folkz

Leggy is always your messssiah :o )

[pinktwink]

well lippy is away , they both talk about each other all the time and follow each other around,. They are unseperable on hear so i say go for it!!!

[pastafreak]

A marriage made in heaven.......shall we arrange to abduct them.....and carry them off to Gretna green?????

I had better be a bridesmaid.....now that I will have to give up yodelling with the knobs........

[Drisgirl]

Think it would be dead passionate if Knobs kept the 10% of his teef that are missing in :)

Hey Pasta -Dot will get you a nice pair of shoes -discounted -have you thought of a colour yet?

[leggynojudas]

i still reckon a knobby and haukes wedding up blackpool tower in may 2010
is on the cards

just dont let either of them near the edge



lmao


ooohh la la la la arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[leggynojudas]

what new name would knobby use�?

and dotty too?

dagenham dot??


lmfao


burberry dot?

knobovdamanor

lol

[pinktwink]

hawke eyed knob
dotty knob

[leggynojudas]

dotknobsknobby?

[leggynojudas]

top of da mornong to noway ya daft old bint yer 87 lol

[pastafreak]

Knotty Dobbs....... ;-0

[noway2]

**** off legg,told you that in confidance.You dont have to tell the whole world.

[craft1948]

I like Knotty Dobbs 'cos people would think he's Tyrones real dad...............

[leggymezziah]

Welll kno bby will return today im sure

will he be with or without his new squeeze ms haukes tho???