pmsl...

[sn�gs]

Mark Lester (child star of Oliver) has announced that he believes he is the biological father of Wacko Jacko's daughter Paris...

you couldn't make it up...

[MWB]

Hi snaggy.

HE obviously has.

[craft1948]

I know snags.....just heard it on the news.....ffs what next?

[sn�gs]

Hey MWB...

I am the biological son of Susan Boyle lol...

[dot.haukes]

actually Paris does have the same staring eyes as Lester

[China Doll]

I'm the biological offspring of a character from the planet of the apes.

[MWB]

Hi craft.

Well I"M the great great grandmother of Susan Boyles younger brothers best friends sisters boyfriend!

[Jan1957]

Yeh, and I'm Mother Teresa.

[sn�gs]

Now that I believe...

It's the big pink bum that gives you away...

[daneswalk]

hi i havent been in the news for years what about saying i am the biological father no that would not be right as we never had children so you cant blame me

[dot.haukes]

Do you look like Charlton Heston CD?

[craft1948]

hi MWB......well you're obviously in my genealogy tree then...

[craft1948]

nooooo China is the Helena Bonham-Carter ape.....obviously....

[China Doll]

Don't insult me dot... I'm not a blonde! ;0)

And the trail of banana skins snags, don't forget about that..

Love you craft x

[MWB]

Mark Lester...................

Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap.....................

[philkool]

China Paris , thinks theres a pottery joke here somewhere

[tamborine]

so Mark wants a slice of Jacko's cake.....somebody give him a job.

[Ice.Maiden]

He hasn't got it in him. No chance.

[ELVIS68]

There is a likeness

http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/mark01C.jpg


http://i18.tinypic.com/2iv1u9l.jpg

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL! Still say no chance.

[zzxxee]

poor kids they only have limited contact from their mum the man they believe their "dad" is dead and now everyone is claiming to be their sperm doner daddies, the kids seemed to love jacko so let them think he is their dad its all they have left poor mites