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there are things in life to be grateful for
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A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Nicholas.
"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
Just received this as an email, was going to delete but it's quite poignant, so I thought I would share it with you.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk"
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Nicholas.
"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
Just received this as an email, was going to delete but it's quite poignant, so I thought I would share it with you.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk"
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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LOL bobbi - its the old cats on the roof theory ..........
A wife went away for the weekend, rang home on the first day asking if all was ok. Her husband said well the cat died. She gave out to him saying 'you shouldnt have given me a shock like that, you should have said the cats on the roof, then the cat fell off the roof and eventually told me the cat died. Well she rang home again the next day and asked her husband was all ok and he said ' well your mother is on the roof' ......................
A wife went away for the weekend, rang home on the first day asking if all was ok. Her husband said well the cat died. She gave out to him saying 'you shouldnt have given me a shock like that, you should have said the cats on the roof, then the cat fell off the roof and eventually told me the cat died. Well she rang home again the next day and asked her husband was all ok and he said ' well your mother is on the roof' ......................
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