Do you want to join?

[Bobbisox]

THE 'DICK THE SH!T', slang for Richard the 111....(Turd)
Appreciation Society, I love him but alas, cannot ask for his hand in marriage,
craft can, and has openly said so on here, she wants to take him as her toyboy, I will all I can to make sure this is a match made in Heaven, we need...
10 Matrons of Honour, I have me honour intact!
10 Ushers, to shove folk to their seats
2 best Men to hold him up
A 4 bedroomed Council House
2 Rottweillers
2 pit-bulls
matching Shell Suits and mobile phones
matching sign on days, well craft can go with him, (watch yer private pension love, tell him nowt)
tattoos with eachothers names on...arrrh!
a bling benefit book cover

Can anyone help
sign up to do what you can...rotfl!!!!

I love the man!!!

[mrs.chappie]

I'll stand in as one of the Rottweillers if ya like, Joy. [:o)