Wanted Criminal masterminds

[jake-the-peg]

http://www.telegraph....pen-disguises.html#at

[Ankou]

my god, matthew allan mcnelly ? i never would have recognised him. on first impressions i thought it might have been a trouble making assylum seeker or one of those 'travellers'. but no, its just matty.

[jno]

and Jonny Lee Miller too... well, I never.

To be honest, I never understood how this kind of thing really worked in the war

http://blog.modernmec...o/med_navy_camo_1.jpg

but apparently it did.

[Ankou]

i had to squint jno, but were they french ?
thought i could some onions to go with the stripes.

[jake-the-peg]

I particularly liked McNelly's Bat-girl type design

Showed that there had been thought gone into it I felt.

Perhaps we might see a review from Brian Sewell in the Observer this weekend

[ludwig]

Reminds me of an old joke - I think it was from Alas Smith and Jones..

Police Sergeant: Alright lads, there's been a robbery down at the Post Office. The victim says the perpetrators were wearing stockings on their heads.

Copper: They shouldn't be too hard to catch Sarge. There can't be many people around with stockings on their heads.

[jno]

Looks like it, Ankou. No doubt it would have fooled the French, who would have been looking for ships painted like Monets and been confused to see Bridget Rileys.