Poor wee boy at shopping centre

[karenmac60]

I went to the local shopping mall tonight to get a few last minute things. I had to park right at the back of the car park and as I was walking over to the shops I heard a kid crying. I had a wee look and found a boy of about 11 or 12, in torn clothes and burst shoes, sitting between cars, crying in the snow. I asked if he was ok and he explained that his dad is dead and his mum has to look after him and his 2 sisters. They hardly have any money and his mum had saved what she couldand had taken all the change to the bank today and cashed it in for 2 £50 notes for him to go and buy presents for his little sisters. As he was making his way to the mall some bigger boys came up and stole one of the £50 notes, he had managed to hide the other one from them but now he was upset that he couldn't get as many presents. I put my arm around him and tried to comfort the wee soul, and I asked if he had shouted for help. He said he had and demonstrated. It was such a pathetic wee yelp that came out and I realised that no one could possibly have heard him......
so I grabbed the other £50 note and f****d off :)
Merry Christmas!!!

[NoMercy]

Awww...

[craft1948]

why do I think you're not fibbing?

[karenmac60]

Och it was just a wee joke. Sorry!

[karenmac60]

I haven't been out the house all day, I thought everyone would've heard this one, it was an email that did the rounds a couple of years ago.

[dothawkes31]

hey, I tell better jokes than that and so you're complete rubbish!

[joggerjayne]

Oh, come on, you grumpy lot.

It was funny.

Obviously it wouldn't be funny if it was true, but guess what ... it's just a joke.

[dothawkes31]

lol I was taking the mick not saying she was rubbish, only her daft jokes lol

[joggerjayne]

Here's a true one ...

A few weeks ago, I was on Park Lane.

A lady sitting on the wall outside The Dorchester asked me if I spoke English.

She said she had had her purse stolen, and she couldn't afford to get home. Could I spare some money for a bus?

I asked her if she had a phone, and she said No.

I took out my phone, and said I would phone the Police. I said that she could report her stolen purse, and the Police would probably help her to get home.

As soon as I mentioned the Police, she told me to Fcuk Off, and walked off.

Okay, so the rest of you were probably way ahead of me there, but hey ... you try to help !

[joggerjayne]

Poodi ...

I wasn't shopping. I was just walking up the road.

I'd been to the Hard Rock Cafe on Piccadilly, and I was parked north of Oxford Street.

[craft1948]

I didn't know there were any shops in Park Lane......

[joggerjayne]

craft ...

There aren't ... unless you are buying a car

(you can buy a Smart Car on Park Lane)