Ham anyone?

[scakebread]

A Jewish Rabbi went to a multi-faith conference and became really friendly with an Irish Roman-catholic preist. On their last evening they were having a char rogether over a parting drink when the Priest said "You know Rabbi, one thing I've never been able to understand is your refusal to eat pork. I'm sure you must have been tempted, so, strictly between us, have you ever eaten pork?"
The Rabbi replied "Well, as its just us, I must admit that I did once eat some roast pork with apple sauce and all the trimmings. it was good, but I've managerd to resist the temptation since... But Father, while we're talking about the rules of our religions, I've never really understood your insistence on Celibacy! So, again just between us, have you ever.. you know... been with a girl?"
The priest looked round to make sure that no-one was listening and then said "Well, Rabbi, as its only us here I have to confess that I was once fond of a young lady and we spant the night in bed together..."
A wide grin spread over the Rabbi's face "Ah... It's better than pork isn't it?"

[scakebread]

Oops... For 'char' read 'chat'.

[daftgrandad]

Ho-Ho
Don,t give up the day job !

[askyourgran]

Rather good I must admit, but take a peek at Two owls thread please.