Quizzes & Puzzles0 min ago
How can this lazy lowlife avoid Jail?
Why are we so soft? Workshy scum like this should be banged up and have everything confiscated to pay for their treachery.
http://tinyurl.com/3yy8wr4
http://tinyurl.com/3yy8wr4
Answers
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by R1Geezer. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.TAXPAYERS have lost nearly £2million to benefit cheats who work for the very Government department that runs the welfare system, it emerged yesterday.
The money was taken within the Department for Work and Pensions between 2004 and 2009 by staff who are supposed to weed out cheating claimants.
Shadow Work and Pensions Minister Mark Harper, who obtained the figures, said: “You couldn’t make it up.
“On their own doorstep, right under the nose of department bosses, staff are fraudulently fleecing the taxpayer out of nearly £2million.
“No wonder the department is losing nearly £58million a week in fraud and error when it can’t even get its own house in order.”
The money was taken within the Department for Work and Pensions between 2004 and 2009 by staff who are supposed to weed out cheating claimants.
Shadow Work and Pensions Minister Mark Harper, who obtained the figures, said: “You couldn’t make it up.
“On their own doorstep, right under the nose of department bosses, staff are fraudulently fleecing the taxpayer out of nearly £2million.
“No wonder the department is losing nearly £58million a week in fraud and error when it can’t even get its own house in order.”
Big fat hairy deal
You'll always get people trying to defraud the system you may or may not agree with the sentence but it'll cost more to lock him up, it won't deter others and he's not a danger to others.
What I really love is
Shadow Work and Pensions Minister Mark Harper, who obtained the figures, said: “You couldn’t make it up."
Don't they slip into the language of opposition quickly?
byt 58 million a week?
That's nothing compared to the tax evasion fraud going on - where are the armys of inspectors clamping down on that?
Where are the outraged papers decrying "cash in hand jobs"?
You'll always get people trying to defraud the system you may or may not agree with the sentence but it'll cost more to lock him up, it won't deter others and he's not a danger to others.
What I really love is
Shadow Work and Pensions Minister Mark Harper, who obtained the figures, said: “You couldn’t make it up."
Don't they slip into the language of opposition quickly?
byt 58 million a week?
That's nothing compared to the tax evasion fraud going on - where are the armys of inspectors clamping down on that?
Where are the outraged papers decrying "cash in hand jobs"?
In my yoof back in the 70s I spent several months working in a DHSS office on the outskirts of Liverpool.
We were interested one day to see a massive old 'banger' of a car (Ford Zodiac or similar) break down right outside our portakabin offices.
The driver got out and managed, single handed, to push this enormous hulk of a car along the dual carriageway while his companion got behind the wheel to steer.
He was making amazing progress when one of the staff recognised him as a claimant with several years of Invalidity Benefit under his belt for 'chronic back pain'.
He was invited in for an interview to discuss his miraculous recovery.
And yes, he did lose his benefit!
.
We were interested one day to see a massive old 'banger' of a car (Ford Zodiac or similar) break down right outside our portakabin offices.
The driver got out and managed, single handed, to push this enormous hulk of a car along the dual carriageway while his companion got behind the wheel to steer.
He was making amazing progress when one of the staff recognised him as a claimant with several years of Invalidity Benefit under his belt for 'chronic back pain'.
He was invited in for an interview to discuss his miraculous recovery.
And yes, he did lose his benefit!
.
I think you'll find that a lot of the 'army of inspectors' have taken early retirement or redundancy. The last government shut a hell of a lot of tax offices to save money.
So even more fraudsters will be getting away with tax evasion now
It certainly pays to be self-employed, aka not PAYE but PWYL
Pay what you like
So even more fraudsters will be getting away with tax evasion now
It certainly pays to be self-employed, aka not PAYE but PWYL
Pay what you like
Related Questions
Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.