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Germany vs. Argentina - who will you be cheering?
Germany
For: Audi, Marlene Dietrich, VW Beetles
Against: Went to war with us (twice), questionable sense of humour
Argentina
For: Evita (the wife of Peron), Frey Bentos tinned meats, Che Guevara
Against: Went to war with us (once), Evita (the musical), Maradona
For: Audi, Marlene Dietrich, VW Beetles
Against: Went to war with us (twice), questionable sense of humour
Argentina
For: Evita (the wife of Peron), Frey Bentos tinned meats, Che Guevara
Against: Went to war with us (once), Evita (the musical), Maradona
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tut, here are some German jokes for you
Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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