Female Chavs

[anotheoldgit]

Female Chavs, where do we start?

Do 'Chavs' ever look into a mirror before they venture onto the streets?

Who are these people, and what makes them like it?

They are mainly overweight, and have enough rings in their ears, in their eyebrows, in their tongues, in their lips and around their fingers and toes to fill a jewellers window.

This weather they usually wear a very short T/shirt that rests on the top of their belly, and the straps of their overloaded bras, (usually black), have to be shown side by side with the T/shirts straps.

They generally wear a very short skirt over tight leggings, finished off by a pair of pink trainers or uggie boots.

Every Chav has an infant buggy, generally of the twin type comlete with a collection of plastic shopping bags hanging from the buggy's handles.

To round off this unattractive vision a Chav must shout at the top of her voice, whether or not it is to the infants in the buggy, her mate walking by the side of her, to her mate across the road or to someone she sees in the post office, when she is drawing her benefits.

When I was a young man I can never remember seeing women such as these.

Have they come to us from another planet?

[squarebear]

Also each child in the buggy has a sausage roll. We call them "Gregg's dummies" round here.

[snags]

They talk very highly of you though...

[mccfluff]

yes planet tamworth, i'm surrounded by them :-(

[bednobs]

people don't draw benefits from the post office anymore, i think you may have slipped back to the 80's

[rowanwitch]

at least you know it will only cost you a couple of bacadi breezers... and they won't expect you to stay the night cos that would make it a long term relationship and only posh people have them..... right

[askyourgran]

Lol squarebear, not to mention the chav-mams tattoos, which look as though theyv'e been done by a drunken apprentice, buy on get one free.

[rowanwitch]

I had to comment recently one dozy tart was putting pepsi max in the little ones bottle
She told me to f off... I asked her if he was a handful... she said yes I pointed out it was probably the coke... she didn't believe me...

[cazzz1975]

whilst we are generalising AOG, I see you as a victor meldrew character, beige clothes, non confrontational, reads papers and talks over the news when its on TV.

am I close? ;)

[237SJ]

And what about male chavs?

[McMouse]

Female chav's idea of protected sex is to shag in a bus shelter

[joeluke]

^ "at least you know it will only cost you a couple of bacadi breezers... and they won't expect you to stay the night cos that would make it a long term relationship

I'd have thought that by the second bacardi breezer it would already be a long relationship for them

[McMouse]

And another thing.........sagging jeans showing vast bum cleavage with a disappearing thong. Quite puts me off me tiffin.

[anotheoldgit]

bednobs

/// people don't draw benefits from the post office anymore, i think you may have slipped back to the 80's ///

Then why is there always a queue right round the corner on a Monday morning, mainly of chavs?

They certainly not paying into Post Office Savings.

Are not their benefits paid into the Post Office Bank, and they draw it out with a card and pin number?

[Greedyfly]

You are both right. You can get your 'benefits' paid into your bank account or pick them up at the counter with the chip and pin and the post office.

York also has a chav outbreak!

[lesblue]

I saw a chavette the other night, standing in a shop doorway eating a bag of chips. "Excuse me" I said "did you know your knickers are round your ankles?"
"Oh" she said "has he gone?"

[McMouse]

Chavette enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. the man says "choose from our range on the wall"
she says "i'll take the red one"
the man replies "thats a fire extinguisher"

[anotheoldgit]

At 35years old you are a bit too long in the tooth to be a female chav, cazzz?

So why the support for them?

[ttfn]

What's up aog - no news to post about today?

One might have written:-

" Male Oldgits, where do we start?

Do 'Oldgits' ever look into a mirror before they venture onto the streets?

Who are these people, and what makes them like it? "