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Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters.
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in Nappies
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
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1. If you want to change a man - why pick him in the first place. 2. If your boyfriend walks out - He will slam his own door behind him. 3. If your man wants to go to the moon - It's to get away from you women. 4. A man's mind never wanders - Pub sex pub. 5. Women only go for younger men - Because women lose their looks quicker. 6. Men don't look at women's faces - That's why they have tits to save us the bother. 7. Definition of a woman - Cook clean fetch carry and sex on demand. 8. Blokes don't have to make fools of women - They do a good job of it themselves. 9. Best way to get a woman to do something - Is to tell her she can't. 10. love is blind - Because it helps when having sex with the light on.
Don't dish it out if you cant take it in return that's what I say. At least mine were tongue in cheek. I will be glad when my OH gets home from work I am starving, god knows what she is going cook for my tea tonight, that's why I have not bothered taking anything out of the freezer, after all we are not mind readers.
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