Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters.

[Jemisa]

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in Nappies

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener

jem

[zzxxee]

am loving number 1 and 8 jem x

[babybop6379]

lol like this very much!! hahahaha

[B00]

Aye gotta love those menfolk type things haven't ya?

Can't live with them- can't bury them in the back garden.

[RATTER15]

lolol love it

[lumination]

i like number 2, maybe i should tell my sister that, her 1 boyfriend of 1 and a half years just left her :(

[piggynose]

is it a rumour that CB is full of women?
i wonder?

[moonraker558]

1. If you want to change a man - why pick him in the first place. 2. If your boyfriend walks out - He will slam his own door behind him. 3. If your man wants to go to the moon - It's to get away from you women. 4. A man's mind never wanders - Pub sex pub. 5. Women only go for younger men - Because women lose their looks quicker. 6. Men don't look at women's faces - That's why they have tits to save us the bother. 7. Definition of a woman - Cook clean fetch carry and sex on demand. 8. Blokes don't have to make fools of women - They do a good job of it themselves. 9. Best way to get a woman to do something - Is to tell her she can't. 10. love is blind - Because it helps when having sex with the light on.

[moonraker558]

Do I take it from your lack of response, that you girls know deep down in your hearts I am right and Jem is wrong.

[lumination]

...a revolt should happen right now lol

[Booldawg]

LOL I will have to email that to my next future ex-wife.

[lumination]

to give her a pre warning? i think thats a good idea!

[Jemisa]

moonraker - - you're skating on very thin ice here, what is all that crap you've written ? OH dear! is that the best you can do? You poor soul.

I suppose you had to try to redeem yourself and your fellow male's. shame it doesn't work,

jem

[moonraker558]

In denial eh!

[TTG]

Jem - Assume you are having man problems! Don't worry, we are not all like that.

Hope it's sorted soon.

[moonraker558]

Again no answer for that then. Oh dear.

[piggynose]

never mind..one day your prince will come Jem.
pmsl moonraker

[Answerprancer]

Jem, if you wanted to make your point without further revealing your own personal problems with men, you could have just responded to Moonraker by saying "QED".

[moonraker558]

Don't dish it out if you cant take it in return that's what I say. At least mine were tongue in cheek. I will be glad when my OH gets home from work I am starving, god knows what she is going cook for my tea tonight, that's why I have not bothered taking anything out of the freezer, after all we are not mind readers.

[Jemisa]

Perhaps you could take yourself down to the local Fish & Chip shop and surprise her when she gets in!
Mmmm, but no thats wasting money on food while you could be spending it on booze,
how did I guess?

Jem

[moonraker558]

Jem, I honestly only go out for a drink about once a month.