In honor of St. Patrick's Day (there are more Irish here in the U.S. than the Auld Sod...at least for today)...
As Brendan Shaughnessy walked slowly up the walk to Sean O'Connor's home he was met at the door by Mary O'Connor who sensed bad news.
Mary, knowing her husband Sean worked with Shaugnessy at the Guiness Brewery quickly asked "Where's me husband?"... Brendan replied "I've bad news Mary, Sean fell into the vat of Foreign Extra and has died".
Very distraught, Mary asked, "Did he go quickly?"
"Well, no" says Brendan, "Actually he had to climb out and pee three times first..."