Phrases & Sayings

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Leachy10

Pies

I went to the butchers today. I said "how much are your pies?" He said 2 for "?1.50". I said "how much for one?" He said "?1." I said "i'll have the other one!!"

PIPER7

Well Known Saying Query

What DOES HTP a TP for P stand for ?

marwel7

impossible questions

Does anyone know a word wich describes impossible questions,questions which nobody can answer,like the chicken and the egg?

buddybird

Polly was jeolous because she didn't have any. Her friend anne had one and so did her friend melissa. Her freind teressa had two and so did her friend helen. So, why was polly jeolous and what didn't...

camioneur

ball park figure

"Ball Park Figure" God I hate that expression, we British are not American so why on earth would we refer to something so obviously American.

flobadob

Euphemisms for drunkeness.

Has anyone any witty euphemisms for being drunk. A mate of mine will say "The cheese is sliding off my cracker", which I thought was good.

windhover

Food and Drink

name an ASIAN SNACK (food) as given in You Crossword ? A ? O ? A

smitch

What is an SUV anyway?

I keep hearing references to a vehicle known as an SUV, but what does it stand for?

buddybird

what are these rasta's talking about?

4 rastas' having a quarrel what are they saying? u c d b's m n o b's s d r b's r d l b's

buddybird

what does this mean

A man went into a cafe, sat for thirty minutes then left this note on the table and left. It read: IO04I80 ???????

brntt

complete the phrase

All vowles are missing b-t-w-n-r-c-k-n-d-h-r-d-p-l-e s-s-n-g-s-b-n-r-g Thank you

bcollard7

Put-Down Missing Words

Can anybody tell me what the first line is to this PUT-DOWN that you would say to somebody who irritates you? There are three useless things in this world - (I don't know this first line. Please...

gillymay

sayings and proverbs all answers contain an animal or creature

no12 fagsatd no27 twswdwrwf no34lafoow

fred1

sayings

what do the abbreviated sayings mean S I A T and also F S D

Chillum

French Onion Soup?

Do we mean soup made of French onions, or French soup made of onions?

Leachy10

Exams

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair,...

sigma

American pronunciation

Following on from the American pronunciation of Herbs, they seem to use phonetics in their pronunciation, eg. derby not darby and wore sester shire instead of wuster. Why then do they not pronounce...