Moony has a spot of Trouble

[moonraker558]

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers
were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was
sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had
remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any
knowledge of what was going on. He found Moonraker crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, can I help you?" Moonraker looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"

[ttfn]

Oh my lord ROFL

[askyourgran]

OMG lol.

[moonraker558]

I thought it better just to use my name TTFN

[Mamyalynne]

Good gracious Moony, you have a fixation with the old dears don't you, very funny.LOL

[ttfn]

Wussss ;o) Where do you think the velcro went?

[moonraker558]

Funny place to keep a rosette

[Mamyalynne]

There was nowhere else as I recall and she is proud to show everyone at the drop of a hat (so to speak)

[ttfn]

A sombrero, Mamya !

[moonraker558]

Mamy how long have you been friends? Good while it lasted I suppose.

[Mamyalynne]

Friends erm well, maybe not anymore eh?

[Jemisa]

SO it was you on the bus the other day? - You dirty bar-steward. - lol

jem

[Mamyalynne]

Was it a ginger syrup Moony??

[ttfn]

Mamya, shall I start baking a long cake with a file in it?

[moonraker558]

No grey.

[Mamyalynne]

Is this turning into a cake thread now?

[ttfn]

Moony, Mamya and I have never met - just 260 odd miles apart - and we have never had the fringe benefits of using our web cams.
<could have phrased that better, on this thread, never mind>>

[moonraker558]

God knows what Alba is going to make of this in the morning.

[Mamyalynne]

Far enough apart then , web cam ooh theres a thought

[moonraker558]

At least with a webcam you can switch them off. lol

[ttfn]

I am sure Alba is not the jealous sort. I have grey hair too - what a coincidence !
(mine is natural though, not out of a bottle)