I Have Empathy With The Lady ...

[ttfn]

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

[askyourgran]

Lol ttfn. I like that one.

[anneasquith]

lol....... just had a tenna moment ...:)

[craft1948]

Sorry ttfn............that joke's older than you!

[Jan1957]

I hadn't heard it before so made me laugh. Nice one.

[Jemisa]

ttfn, thats a different twist, I heard that one before but it was a 'Blonde'

It still made me smile. - jem

[alexanderd]

Oh buhher I have been trying to do that puzzle for weeks now.!!!

[starone]

LOL ttfn.

[marval]

lol

[mrs.chappie]

:o)

[moonraker558]

Bu55er that would have done for one of mine TTFN. ps love the canary.