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Two Grannies
A man leaves his seaside chalet naked and walks across the nudist beach.
Upon reaching the perfect spot he realizes that he has forgot to put any suntan lotion on.
He decides that rather than going all the way back to his chalet that he will bury himself under a couple of inches of sand. After a while he falls asleep and has a dream about
Angelina Jolie. At that point his arousal shows and pops up out of the sand just as two old dears are walking by.
Look at that Elsie, says one of them to the other.
When I was twenty I ran a mile to get away from one …
When I was thirty I ran a mile to get to one ….
Now that Im 80 they’re growing out of the sand ..!
Upon reaching the perfect spot he realizes that he has forgot to put any suntan lotion on.
He decides that rather than going all the way back to his chalet that he will bury himself under a couple of inches of sand. After a while he falls asleep and has a dream about
Angelina Jolie. At that point his arousal shows and pops up out of the sand just as two old dears are walking by.
Look at that Elsie, says one of them to the other.
When I was twenty I ran a mile to get away from one …
When I was thirty I ran a mile to get to one ….
Now that Im 80 they’re growing out of the sand ..!
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