The annual medical..

[Jemisa]

An elderly man goes into his doctors for an annual medical After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."

"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"

"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."

jem

[boxtops]

Sorry jem, that's horrible.

[Jemisa]

It caught my funny bone boxtops but then I've got a weird sense of humour.
Sorry you didn't like it, I'llthink before I post next time.

jem

[moonraker558]

We have the same sense of humour jem

[askyourgran]

Oh I laughed at that, it's a grave subject I know but it was funny.