Confucious Say (not)

Jemisa | 21:42 Tue 12th Apr 2011 | Jokes

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> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
> Better to be ruffled around the boa than pissed on.
> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
> Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
> Man who runs in front of car gets tyred,
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
> Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
> War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
> Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
> Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> .
> Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .
> "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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askyourgran

That is a good one Jem. lol

Buenchico

12 groans at a time now, eh Jemisa? ;-)

However I'd better not complain too much because "Clever talk and a pretentious manner are seldom compatible with the benevolent". Now that REALLY is Confucius! ;-)