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marval | 18:04 Thu 14th Apr 2011 | Jokes
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.

But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue:

'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
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Paddy gets mugged by....four blokes........he puts up a great fight, but in the end they hold him down and go through his pockets and find 40p......???
The muggers say "You put up a tremendous fight for 40p Paddy??, why did you bother?"
Paddy replies " Feck, I thought you were after the £500 in my sock"
That wasn't supposed to happen........
Ha ha ha. Two good jokes for the price of one! ☺

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